shaoyun's blog

here I am

2011-07-17T07:17:00.000-07:00

so. I'm back.

not for long, maybe just a few paragraphs.

This place is like some museum of nerd life, of the past me that I somehow threw away uncaringly into the depths of blogging hell, never to be found again by except the most bored of stalkers.

It's for the better I suppose.

blargh I'm out of things to write.

EoM EoM!!

hello

2011-04-10T04:36:00.000-07:00

if you've been following this, you're probably at the wrong place.

if you'd like to see all my funny pictures and lighthearted stuff, head on to:

http://amazingturnstiles.tumblr.com

if you'd like to see my true feelings and thoughts about everything in my life, go to:

http://shaocloud.wordpress.com (you should probably link me with this in your profile too!)

in any case this blog is irrelevant and i'm trying to get rid of the past and write better.

have a nice day!

HOLY SHIT

2010-01-04T03:33:00.000-08:00

AFRO HAT.

PICTURES OF BREASTS

2009-12-23T03:56:00.001-08:00

HERE IS A PICTURE OF A PAIR OF SUCCULENT TENDER BREASTS

NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN IT, STOP DROOLING

Hiatus

2009-11-05T19:55:00.000-08:00

is an extremely stupid word, like 'fail'.
Anyway, I have a slight cold where my nose gets blocked and I start coughing whenever I open the fridge. It sucks, especially at night.

I realised that it's extremely fun to make gameplay videos, such as meleeing using guitars in L4D2 demo, or hiding as props in Prophunt, some unofficial gamemode in TF2. Due to my shamelessness, I will put the videos up here, mu-ha.

Happy Pachyderm's Thanksgiving

2009-09-23T07:39:00.000-07:00

which means any day other than my birthday, which was over yesterday.

Here is a Sad Soldier to commemorate 3 days of Garry's Moddery, which was my birthday present

BTW that's a bottle o' whisky, not a penis

RUN FOR THE HILLS

2009-09-10T20:44:00.000-07:00

EXAMS INCOMING IN A MONTH

It is sad day!

2009-08-16T03:20:00.000-07:00

SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER SWEAR BUFFER

Tests. This week. Let me give a gratituous
FUCK
about it, please!

I have an extremely bad feeling about the test, like I'm going to fail something or the other. On the other hand, I am trying to revise for them, so
FUCK
blogging for now.

Om Nom Nom

2009-08-02T05:36:00.000-07:00

SWEAR WORD BUFFER SWEAR WORD BUFFER SWEAR WORD BUFFER SWEAR WORD BUFFER SWEAR WORD BUFFER SWEAR WORD BUFFER SWEAR WORD BUFFER

Today was a good day.
I went to Sakura International Buffet, but since the name was so bloody biased, there was this Japanese Food Fest shit going on, which essentially changed the Indian food, the Chinese food, the Western food and the Malay food into Japanese.
AWESOMMME
Anyway, I had about 5 rounds of food with varying amounts of food ranging from 1 plate to 1.5 plates each time, and it was absolutely bloody brilliant, except that the salmon was pissing me off, as it felt like fishy tasting soap. I like it, though. Afterwards, I shuffled around Downtown East trying to digest and not look too much like an idiot while doing so, which is hard.

I got elected as Welfare treasurer, where I care about people and take their money to buy food and take the food to fill up the food cupboard and to take the food cupboard to fill up myself and to take myself to shout at more people to pay up. GOOD.

Being the welfare man for the first time last Friday, I tried out my human relations by responding with a "FUCK YOU" to my junior when he attempted to switch off Yu Chuan's Macbook. Now, you might not see the need for me to use expletives especially when it's for Yu Chuan's sake (well, he quite a prick at times, but he can be quite nice; it's his birthday damnit) , but that time, I was using his Macbook, so yeah. Sorry, junior.

Everyone's getting sick, and I'm not. Yeah, it feels bad (I forgot how bad it is), but heck, I wanna sleep all day and be fat. However, I reckon with extreme luck (or lack thereof), that we (3S2) can get quarantined. As as side note, I'm pretty sure a certain teacher hates me for pulling down his/her overall job performance by being a red dot on his/her entire portfolio. Well, sucks for us, then.

I'm already familiarising myself with the new Chemistry topic. Yessssss

I never understand how people can update their blog daily. Hmm.

Okay, I guess it's late. Stupid MAC requires stupid music, so I'm going to find that stupid royalty-free free music and put it in our not so stupid MAC.

Go go go!

字

2009-07-15T06:44:00.000-07:00

Hee hee obscure reference at Ray Yan

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET SICK?

Turns out

2009-07-10T17:48:00.000-07:00

that I am allowed to play 2hrs of TF2 every week. My brother equates that it is 17 mins per day D: Which is a far cry from 30mins, as I had in P3. Whoop. TF2 is great. I went through bizarre modes of awesome:
1. Spy Hunter (sniper)
Due to my awesomeness, I find spies very easily. For example, in 2Fort, I run around the base with Jarate and the Huntsman. Feels quiet? Splash! Oh, he's under the stairs of the courtyard! Fweew snap! Dead spy.

2. Jarate Master (sniper)
Basically you throw jars of piss to increase damage and humiliation. Then you pin them to the wall with arrows.

3. Flare Sniper (pyro)
You shoot flares from a flare gun. I finished 'Attention Getter' which requires 100 hits of the flare gun. The problem is, flares are slightly affected by gravity. cp_orange_x4 rocks for this.

Good day

2009-07-05T20:18:00.000-07:00

I won't attempt to be funny, because I don't feel like having any feelings right now. I'm doing my maths, and I can't concentrate, maybe because I have my computer in front of me.

Team Fortress 2 is GODLIKE. I won't be playing during Term 3 though, not even the weekends. I love the game, but damnit, my schoolwork needs a serious pick me up already. Sucking at headshots would be better than sucking in life.

I don't really have any hope in Term 3, and I feel like I'm going to suck in chem again, because I have forgotten what happens when metals and acids react. The reactivity series confounds me also. Agh.

Oshit. I forgot to do the reflection paper for the internship thing. My certificate will not be printed. nuuuuuuu

Also, we haven't done a shit for PDay. How are we gonna break it to the judges? Have a slide saying "NOTHING TO SEE"? God, we're terrible.

Right onto term 3 and I am screwed for several things already. Really nice. REALLY NICE.

So far I have no optimistic things to say, other than the fact that I have prepared for my VARIATIONS self-study test, which will bring in truckloads of ACE (5 I think). :/

Realisations

2009-06-08T20:17:00.000-07:00

I just realised that I have been extremely lame in my Primary school years. ARGH MY DIGNITY FLEW AWAY LIKE A BIRD BESIDE A CHICKEN RICE SHOP Regarding that other Internship post, I choose to ignore the case. It's not worth destroying a relationship (=/= love, mind you) just for little shit stuff like that. Sorry, guy I was ranting at.

Anyway, we have 3 laptops in our tiny room in AMDON CONSULTING PTE LTD now. One which is this one, which is a tablet PC, used to design stuff, although I am reading blogs and watching "Meet the Team" videos instead of designing. There's Yong Keat's laptop, used to program stuff, which is used by Ray Yan now. There's this old as ass computer which Han Cheng is using, "fit for using Notepad". Finally, there's my cute lil' 200 paged artbook that costs $12 and Yong Keat is going "damn sian lehhhhhh" and he's like spamming level designs on it. >:(

Actually, I planned for today to be Outrageous Day, where I would wear this outrageously loud shirt and wear outrageous sunglasses in the office. I couldn't bring myself to wear sunglasses, so I got this outrageously loud shirt. Then everyone ignore and wear T-shirts.

SMSing people like fury. Gah. Lunch soon. K later.

Guilty or Innocent

2009-06-04T18:43:00.000-07:00

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation.. comment.)
--

Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

Ever told a lie?
Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Innocent

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty :O

Kissed a picture?
Guilty :o

Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty :p

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Innocenttt

Held a snake?
Guilty >:D

Been suspended from school?
Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent

Stolen from a store?
Innocent

Been fired from a job?
Innocent

Done something you regret?
Guilty (ROLL EYES)

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty GUILTY GUILTY

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent

Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
Guilty (heh)

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
GUILTY (whoops)

Sang in the shower?
Guilty (1 second can)

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

Shaved your head?
Innocent

Slept naked?
Innocent (Uh.)

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent

Been in a band?
Innocent

Shot a gun?
Guilty (air rifles, anyone)

Donated Blood?
Innocent :(

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent :/

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty and charged

Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent till proven guilty

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent (Guilty if it's temporary)

Like someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

Been too honest?
Guilty (all the time)

Ruined a surprise?
Guilty (and lovin it)

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterward?
Guilty (almost every time)

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty (P1 oh P1)

Joined a pageant?
Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Innocent OH SO INNOCENT

Had communication w/ your ex?
Innocent (what ex.)

DATING Someone?
Innocent

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your public transportation fare?
Innocent (sad innit)

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Innocent, unless you count 5-10 yrs old

Ignore work and do this quiz?
GUILTY HAHAHA oh hi ray yan

A modest suggestion

2009-06-04T06:31:00.000-07:00

**This blog post contains a level 4 rant. Rants are ranked out of 5, where the higher the rank the more fury was added into the post. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO SWEAR WORDS or IF YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF "SLIGHTLY" ON THE SAME DAY.

Kind of blur today. Internship was ~~a bitch~~ really fun. We got to transcribe videos of teachers teaching using Inquiry Based Learning methods, which was kind of ~~bitchy~~ tedious, but satisfying. I mean, scrounging videos for the time and class filmed is really really ~~bitchtacular~~ cool, like a ~~bitch's~~ detective's job (Yu Chuan's NO SHIT, SHERLOCK comes to mind).

I've cut down my tweets as SMSing is expensive. I want to cry. I dunno why. For the beauty of life? For the people with Aids around the world? For the tiny things in life that annoy me?

Speaking of annoyance: I am extremely annoyed with the Internship Programme. No, not at the otherworldly AMDON CONSULTING PTE LTD. Why complain every single minute about every single job you have to do because "WALAO EH IT'S 2 WEEKS OF MY HOLIDAYS", if you SIGNED UP for it, and you already KNEW that it was going to be that long? Why go "I CURSE THIS COMPANY TO HELL " if you actually WORRIED during the interview that you might have not succeeded in entering?

AND, ONE BLOODY IRONIC THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY BLAME THE COMPANY FOR HAVING "AP", WHICH I PRESUME TO BE "ATTITUDE PROBLEM". WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. You can complain all you want, but once you start being a FUCKING hypocrite, that really fucks me off. No, actually, once you start complaining about everything: "WALAO DAMN SIAN" "WALAO WHAT STUPID TRANSCRIPT" "WALAO STUPID PROGRAMMING" "WALAO I WANT TO SWEAR" "WALAO THIS STUPID TUTORIAL FAILS" Then you'll really know what 'wrath' is. Seriously, what is your fucking problem, other than everything that is not YOU? Yes, you "WANT TO SWEAR LIAO", you "WANT TO CRY LIAO" and you "ARE REALLY PISSED OFF LIAO", but you NEVER-FUCKING-EVER DO ANY OF THOSE. And you sound like a whiny, fucking pathetic brat if you say all those. Read through your own blog posts, and look at it from someone who thinks that you are trying to seek attention. See how everything fits? Look, I do not care if those are your "true feelings". If you continue to whine like life's a bitch at you, then I will kindly prepare your flowers for your funeral during N-fucking-S.

Yes, I may sound like a huge hypocrite, going "YOU FUCKING ASS WITH A FUCKING ATTITUDE PROBLEM", but look, I've been through the roughest times I've ever been. I'm at the bottom of my class, and the secondmost bottom in CSE. To save my fucking arse, I need to get at least an MSG of 3.5 next term. This term, I have an MSG of 5.

But do I complain? No. Do I swear? No. Fuck, do I even cry? NO FUCKING WAY. I worked badly, and I deserve that grade. But how about you? You have amazing results and a good reputation. But, whoa, when one itsy bitsy piece of homework comes in... BAM! EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS! When you have to stay up till 12mn... POW! LIFE'S NOT WORTH LIVING, BITCH! Damn it, do you have the emotional capacity of a zooplankton?

I'm a very moral-based person. I get titchy when others are "imperfect", in that sense. It could be entirely not my business when you complain, but I feel that it is my duty to give "suggestions" and "comments" in order to improve everyone for the "greater good". Heck, you can even ignore this post, and I'll never mention this. However, I hope that instead of being a whiny arse, you can make full use of your capabilities, and become someone that everyone will at least not have a bad view of. Yes, this might be harsh, but then this anger has been bottled up for a fucking long time. Sorry if this makes you want to commit suicide, but there are a few trillion things worth NOT dying for. I hope we will still be friends, even after how harsh this post is. I might have been so angry that I didn't know what I was saying, but I'm sure I do, and I mean it. Thanks.

Phew.

Signing off,
Tan Shao Yun

Trials and Tribulations

2009-05-15T05:26:00.000-07:00

tri·al n. \ˈtrī(-ə)l\
: the action or process of trying or putting to the proof

trib·u·la·tion n. \ˌtri-byə-ˈlā-shən\
: distress or suffering resulting from oppression or persecution

I might have a smile on my face.
I cringe upon the sight of 34 marks.

I might look joyous.
I cry at the horrendous points I have.

I might be optimistic.
I know that I will fail every test.

MUDAK

2009-04-27T07:18:00.000-07:00

SO MUCH DAMN WORK TO DO.

I've got IHC revision to do, which I ignore because I want to sleep.
I've got gay Physics to do, and I compiled all the slides because everyone else is a lazy bugger.
I've got chinese revision to do, which consists of 3 full pages of words and idioms.

I don't have bio. HAHA
Today's tour was so gay and cool. I saw this guy play Halo 3 on this bigass projector. So damn cool.

pwned

2009-04-18T01:06:00.001-07:00

OMG ROFL

blank

2009-04-16T05:40:00.000-07:00

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER

Yaochong taught me what apeshit meant, and now I can't get it out of my head.
Like the song with "NO MORE, NO MORE" inside, except that the song is more annoying and has a "doodeedoodeedoodeedeedeedahboodywadaboody" part which is annoying as hell.

Anyway, today was gay.
I spilt HOT crystallising CuO onto my pants, which turned bluish-white. The evaporating dish didn't fall on the ground. Then, I placed it on a rag. Then, I FORGOT that there was a evaporating dish on the rag, and since I didn't pull hard on the rag enough, it dragged the dish and KAPOW it was destroyed. Now I feel guilty. >:(

But later on, I moved the buffet trays from the CHATS Science forum thingy to the general office. WE GOT THE FOOD FOR FREE AFTER THAT SO YAY.
By the way,

YEAHHHHH

lameday

2009-04-13T02:57:00.000-07:00

I'm really goshdang tired... It's like having 4kg weights on your eyelids and trying to pry them open. I also have this retarded chinese test on poems tommorow. EVEN MORE RETARDED. Yuchuan that dick. Put all of the flash competitions he was in with me and didn't bother to write that he CONCEPTUALISED the actionscript awards one, MADE THE MUSIC for the animation one and CODED the SGCC one, making all of them sound like HIS OWN HARD WORK. Pah. I couldn't care much.

Speaking of caring much, I am starting to care too much or too little about different stuff. I care too much about gaming, or about myself. I care too little about class, or even doing homework. Not that I really want to, but my mind seems to fling it to the 'to heck with it' pile of crap in my brain. It does it SO automatically. I care the heck out of insults, oh yes. OH YES. I don't really care about my physique. I'm trying to.

That's a mishmash of procrastination, a quick temper and inability to concentrate.

I'm starting to think that I'm schizophrenic. That's also a form of it. Maybe it's just me trying to be unique. But I really really think that I am. (NOT HOPE)

Now I just have to get a new skin for my blog, because this one's too plain.

damn.

2009-03-30T02:35:00.000-07:00

My phone got confiscated by Mr. Ang, because Yiren wanted to load games on it. And Yiren didn't even apologise. What an ass. Luckily he's going to Beijing tomorrow.

On the bright side, GTA:IV has finished downloading. And homework is peanuts. Ok bye

Earth Hour

2009-03-28T07:17:00.000-07:00

It is (was) 8:30pm.
The lights are off. The TV is off. The computer is off.
Everything is turned off: except for the mains.

I'm at tuition enjoying aircon, a fan and bright lighting.

I vote Earth. How about you?

At home

2009-03-27T22:15:00.000-07:00

YO
I am at home. I dunno what to write about, so I will think as I type.

Errrrr oh

My mom is going to the communist place that is CHINA because she has to visit her old village (or rather my grandpa's because she was born and brought up in SINGAPORE)

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories is funnnnnn you can do senseless stuff and then reload your save file so that you can do more senseless stuff.

OH OH Quantum of Solace is hilariously fun. Like so many explosions and stuff. And it uses the COD4 engine which has more PWN than any other one.

But my computer dies whenever it does some AA or DVD stuff. For AA it will crash the com while I'm seeing incredibly complex things, whereas DVD stuff will lag Explorer forever. Then when I shutdown it will hang at the shutting down screeeen.

Here's a retarded quiz I found somewhere lol

ACTIONREACTION
Type down your reactions when someone says these phrases to you.

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
WHY NOT (heh)

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU...
GET AWAY FROM ME

LEAVE HIM/HER ALREADY! YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
No, Derek is my eternal lover (heh if that guy/girl knows him)

COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO!
Meh. (I'm usually emo when I don't smile)

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO!
FUCK OFF (Seriously I say that)

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
ORLY

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
Just because.

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
HELL... no

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
No (I love aptness)

I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU..
Ok (Aptness yay)

I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU.
Sure (APT)

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER
But... why?

NOTHING!
SOMETHING!

WHAT'S YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
Forgot (I never remember mine... I end up giving them my brother's)

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
Take it.

MAY I ESCORT YOU?
Ok

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW?
Er... who? *sweats*

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
I want an Xbox 360

WHEN WILL I GET UR SWEET EYES?
NEVARRRRR

-WHOs-
Who is in the house with you?
NO WAY, DUDE, SEX IS NOT AN OPTION

Who are you thinking about now?
Your mom.

Who did you last talk to on the phone?
Yuchuan I think

Whose house did you last go to?
My cousins'.

Whose birthday is next?
I forgot everyone's so it's mine, I guess.

Who was the LAST person you loved?
The last person I knew

Who do you hope will take this survey?
Someone I know

-WHAT's-
What was the last thing you ate?
Omelette thingo

What was the last thing you drank?
Cosy Raspberry thingo

What is the closest item near you that is blue?
your brains

What instant messaging service do you use?
Windows Live Messenger

What is your favorite color? (1 only)
Orange

What is your most used, away message?
AWAY: Playing BF2/FAR CRY 2/ SomethingElse

What is your favorite website?
destructoid

What is your favorite shoe brand?
iduncear

What song are you currently hearing?
Too Much, Too Young, Too Fast

-WHERE's-
Where do you live?
At your mom's

Where do you sleep?
On a bed

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Random shirt, I guess

-WHEN's-
When is your birthday?
22 Septembar

When did you last burn a candle?
Before math test AH HAHAHA

When did you last see your dad?
Last week.

-WHYs-
Why do we have to go to school?
No idea.

Why are you taking this survey?
Still no idea.

lame

2009-03-24T05:18:00.000-07:00

the last post was about some party if you wanna know.
heh.

I have this tiramisu sweet which tastes like milkchoccies with truffle coatings and an almond inside.

today was gay. I obviously failed my 5-items:

Format
Thingo: my score -> passing
Sit and reach: 23cm -> 27cm
Standing broad jump: 172cm -> 185cm
Shuttle run: 10.5secs -> 11.6secs
Sit-ups: 31 times -> ?
IPU: 8 times -> 8 times

Verdict: I'm too fat.

ok i go learn matrices

hmm

2009-03-23T04:48:00.000-07:00

Sigh. I've been brooding a lot.
I feel... responsible, somehow.
I didn't even know it happened.
Being their friend (or at least an old classmate), I could've at least attended it.
It's a difficult time for them.

sigh

Galala

2009-03-21T10:46:00.000-07:00

I'm home from the gala dinner of HWA CHONG. 90th anniversary wor.
It was rather fun. I cracked many jokes (once again because of my wit and charisma hehe).
I sat with the EC³ers. GANGSTA GANGSTA

I wish I had a cool camera to take photos of Yi Ren and Marie.
It's childish, I know, but it makes me giggle when they sit together.
By the way, I'm too lazy to hook my phone to my com. sorry.

I love to sing the school song really really slowly.
It's like those really sad times when you try not to cry.

We ate lots of stuff.
Pre-pre-Appetiser: 7 glasses of 7-up. 1 glass of spiked Miranda.
Pre-Appetiser: Lotus pao
Appetiser: Cold dish (really cold)
Soup: Fake Shark's Fin (with real chicken bits)
Main Course: Chicken with Gingko up arse (really really small, with gingko to make it look big)
Mainer Course: Some scallop celery thing
Mainest Course: Pr0nz (I ate it head and all)
Last dish: Lotus Leaf Lentils (actually rice, but I like alliteration)
Dessert: Potong Ice Cream (yum)

gawd that's hawt.

fat

2009-03-17T09:04:00.000-07:00

I was quite fat today, like always.

I woke up at 8am, and I realised that I had to reach school by 9am for some DS workshop thing. I hurriedly took my time to brush my teeth and wash my face and eat a sandwich and drink some Pepsi before leaving. Then, I charismatically sauntered out of my flat (0830) to catch the bus, even though it wasn't there yet.

Then came the DAMN JAM, which slowed down my SLOW 1 HOUR bus journey TO an even SLOWER ONE and a HALF hours. Therefore, I was late by 1 hour, reaching school at 1000. That was gay. Then I actually ran all the way to the VR lab, and looked like a very furious axe murderer since I was panting and stuff. I settled down and listened to some old PRC dude teach us about interfaces.

Derek told me that the course had been shortened yet again.
First, we had 1 and a 1/2 days of workshops. Then, it was shortened to 1 day. Then, since we are noob and don't have any software, it was shortened to 1/2 a day. Damn gay, I know.

Anyway. Derek told me that it was damn boring, so I said "oh is it" and watched the guy teach us pretty well. Then came a 15-min break, where I refused to go to the FISHTANK with Yuchuan and Derek, because I doubted that it would be open. Instead, I played Race Driver: GRID on Yaoch's lappy, like how I pronounce the CSE Hub as hubby, which he strongly dislikes ("Where are you" "hubby rofl")

Then the slightly younger assistant of the old PRC dude came up and taught us about 3d stuff, with a little bit of unintentional pron. By this time, I was reading about how bound feet was erotic to ancient chinese men, and typing out unconvincing apologies on ELF (but darryl DID start two of the flame wars by accusing me (and derek) of being gay, or bad mouthing him)

After this was over, Derek Yuchuan and I tussled abit over where to go for lunch, and Yuchuan's fatbutt told us to go to King Albert's Park, where all things Macdonalds reside. I ordered a McWings McLunch, but the dude at the counter said that it was 2 minutes to twelve, so we put our bags on the seat to sian a little. Then I went back and I ordered a McWings McLunch and instead of the Mc$6.15 it said up there, it cost Mc$4.40 even with McUpsize and McIceMilo because I was a McStudent.

Then we crapped and ate for 1 hour, then Derek and Yuchuan ran after bus 74. Since there wasn't anyone at home, I caught the bus with them and was determined to go to Yuchuan's house. But for some reason I ended up going to my aunt's house. It was ok, since I wanted to look for my twin cousins. However, they were both very busy and would only be back by 8. I shrugged and said ok lor. Then my aunt gave me loads to eat while I chitchatted with my other cousin, the twins' sister. Then I got tired and slept until 6. Then I woke up, ate dinner and went to Choa Chu Kang Library to wait for my twin cousins to return, I waited from 7 till 9, when my other cousin got an sms that my twin cousins were waiting outside their house for ONE AND A HALF HOURS. So basically, I WAITED FOR NOTHING AAAHHHH

Then there was this retarded toddler on the bus home who asked his dad
Toddler: DADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dad: Sleeping lah, boy
Toddler (to people on bus, shrieking FUCKING LOUD): DON'T DISTURB DADDY DON'T DISTURB DADDY

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

woop

2009-03-13T21:10:00.000-07:00

MEGA UPDATES
The sabbatical week was really nice, and the trainers were damn enthusiastic. But 1/5 of the class was playing CS, so nvm.
I just realised that instead of having a high msg of 5.7, mine is actually a high msg of 4.5! Relieving, somewhat.
I won a new PSP! yayborst (dunno what's a borst)

My aunt is pissed off at me for blaming her over nothing. I'm so sad :(

slightly, a little, minimally drowsy

2009-03-07T08:12:00.000-08:00

wtf it's past 12mn

i don't really feel excited about the hols.

codwaw was fun. sniping german flamethrowers make them explode.
also, you can make banzai-ing japanese fail by flaming them. nazi zombies ftw

counterstrike is fun when you press tilde (~) and you type:
sv_gravity 100
and
bot_knives_only
makes for a good game of duck hunt

thepiratebay is awesome at fighting legal threats: http://thepiratebay.org/legal

btw I thought up of these rude, uncouth buttsecks jokes:
Q: What do you call playing jazz by farting?
A: Buttsax rofl

Q: What can you find in a Thai bank?
A: Bahtsacks roflmao

btw techno dancing stalin: http://kotaku.com/5165363/the-only-game-with-techno+dancing-joseph-stalin

i think i'm too tired
good night

2009-03-04T05:53:00.000-08:00

Rofly rofly rofly hey
more animals

moody

2009-02-26T01:16:00.000-08:00

SHHHHIIIIIITTTT. my msg is ~~kind of~~ screwed, but i won't tell you.
sorry.
For my subjects most of them are C5s, and that's all i'll tell you. >:(

Sitting at the back with kenneth and yiren has seriously murdered me. The back + the talking makes it a conducive environment for failing. I think I got the lowest in class, yiren should be lying when he said he got 6. I must move in front by next term!

Baby slippers

2009-02-24T05:27:00.000-08:00

rofl look at this:

lame dick

2009-02-24T01:47:00.000-08:00

gah. almost flunked ihc (11/20) and chinese (51/100). Probably won't flunk physics, but let's not be optimistic. lots of homework k bye

fail.

2009-02-23T06:09:00.001-08:00

damn I failed chemistry. :(
must stop gaming, must learn to mug. (of course, weekends are fine to play)
I WILL FAIL IHC.
For chinese and physics I must stay pessimistic, so that even if i don't fail (for chinese this is impossible) I won't be so sad.

shit day

2009-02-19T06:00:00.000-08:00

Gah, mr ang PWNED me hard today. I was throwing this plastic bag away during maths, then he asked me if the bag made me so uneasy that I had to throw it during his lesson. Without thinking, i replied 'yes'. Then he went "HUH DOES IT", and I said "oh, no, no." :(

but the physics test was easy :)

Also, I completed Call of Duty 4, except in noobshit recruit mode. Cpt Price ALMOST DIED. I WANT HIS MOUSTACHE. THE REST DIED TOO OH NOES. :(

But far cry 2 is crotch awesome :)

HELLO

2009-02-18T06:22:00.000-08:00

I decided to use blogger cause Wordpress was kinda lameshit.

Anyway, my legs were hurting a lot today because of yesterday's PE. In school, I was being boring as usual and daoing yiren during CSC which was even more boring than me (it's the CSC which is boring, not daoing yiren). During English I was grabbing the edge of my seat so that I wouldn't fall off and also because that I was afraid that Mr. Siew would call me up to do that dumb ficticious interview thing which I didn't really have confidence in.
Then came recess, and I bought a IHC file which yao chong told me to do because we "had to hand it up that day".
THEN IT WAS assembly which kind of sucked until we watched the noApologies video which was downright hilarious, including profile "movies" of adults who went "It's too short!" or "It's too tight!" or even "It always comes out wrong". Everyone was laughing madly for that, and I kind of died halfway cos I couldn't breathe. It was meant to be a DON'T DO PREMATURE SEX thing, but it seemed wrong, and the coup d'etat was when the guy said "IT'S WORTH THE WAIT... TO HAVE SEX"

rofl

Then was Chinese where it was boring and we went through some boring worksheets where I was kinda angry at yiren not listening then copying the answers from me. :(

Then came the IHC test OH GOD